Amilo Dalmatian and the sorry state of laptop design

Fujitsu Siemens updated the design for their line of their laptops. Unfortunately they are still keeping the Amilo name (it always seemed sad and hopeless to me), albeit with a new styling, and the new font is not helping at all. On first viewing it reads “omilo”.

The design itself is all angular with soft corners and black and white. It’s like the bastard child between an Apple Macbook and an IBM Lenovo Thinkpad. The concept, as explained on their site, is interesting but in the end just a gimmick: the black stuff represents technology (all ports and jacks are on black), and the white is “the human interface” (keyboard, power button and cover).

All in all the design isn’t bad, but it just comes off as another computer company trying to crack the “stylish” market, and when you put it next to the latest Dells, Vaios (you know, Sony’s Amilo), HPs and even Toshibas, it really doesn’t stand out from the crowd that much, if at all.

Sony Vaio

 

Dell Inspiron

 

HP Pavilion

 

Toshiba Portege

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I guess the Vaio comes the closest to the laptop that they are all trying to emulate, the Macbook. Now I’m not saying that all laptops should look like Macbooks, far from it. For example I like the look of the new Lenovo IdeaPad (hate the name though). I actually think it looks the way Thinkpads should be looking, instead of the dated design they are still having so many years later.

The big flaw all of these machines is trying to look like some other laptop (whichever that may be). When the Macbook was launched (actually the iBook G4, Macbook’s precursor) it looked like nothing else (even though the first iBook was much wilder in design), and that’s what mattered, that’s what made its design timeless. Everyone trying to reproduce that very same laptop is just producing knockoffs.

WARNING: “Apple is the greatest thing in the world” type rant follows. If you have a low threshold for “Apple fanboism”, consider this post over and out.

It’s really not that complicated to make a really good laptop. Take the very Macbook example, subtract the design, and just look at the process. Find a nice shape, and then refine the hell out of it. Make sure everything looks perfect from any angle. Make sure you don’t have stupid stickers on it. Make sure the blinking blue lights don’t become a pain in the ass after only 10 minutes of use. Make sure that the back of the laptop doesn’t look like something from Alien 2. Pay lots and lots of attention to detail. Forget focus groups. Not having every possible button for every possible feature is a good thing. And pay lots and lots of attention to detail at each step of the process and in between.

This is what separates the Macbooks from the rest, not the design itself, but the execution of that design. Stuff like the overall simple and unobtrusive look of the thing, the way the sleep light glows less powerful in the dark and stronger in the light, the way the back of it is designed to look good even if you put it upside down, the perfect alignment of the ports and connectors, the magnetic power connector, two finger scrolling etc.

See how easy it is? This is really what bothers me when I look at a Windows laptop. It tries to look all designed and fashion-y and stylish, but fails brutally when it comes to the details, and more specifically to the lack of attention to details that “went” into it. A stupid screw somewhere very visible. Too many seizure-inducing LEDs. Those dreadful Windows and Intel stickers (easily fixable fortunately). Manufacturer specific buttons (such as the “go to toshiba.com” button – is anyone really using that button?!). 

Anyway, the list could go on forever. The Macs have their own flaws, but at least the effort that went into the process  of refining them is very palpable. I went into this “Macs are the greatest thing on earth” ranting mode and I really think I should stop before I get the Mac Mac label. Yes, Macs do piss me off sometimes, they crash as well, apps get stuck. But they do it while looking so much better than the rest.

Let’s rock, the world is ending

Everybody is busy talking about two things these days:

1. The world didn’t end yesterday (Phew!)

2. The disappointment of Apple’s “Let’s rock” event

Not much of a surprise regarding point 1, however, for the “are we still here?” constant questioners here’s a big helping hand.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s dive into point 2.

There’s been lots of panties being caught into a knot because of the anticlimatic and downright disappointing nature of the event. The “only” thing Apple did was to update their entire iPod line and put out a new iTunes version. You know, like they usually do around this time of the year. At their iPod event. In which they update the iPod line. De facto non-Mac related. As in don’t expect anything new from the Mac division.

Some may argue that the new iTunes shouldn’t have been a full point version, but can you imagine Steve Jobs announcing “We’ve got a new iTunes version: iTunes 7.8″? After all they did add some features in there: Genius (to help you BUY BUY BUY, while also getting some nice info on people’s listening habits – anonymously of course), a new visualizer and HD TV shows (although that’s more of a Store update). And probably bug fixes and under the hood improvements.

So it looks like the iPod classic actually got a downgrade as they killed the 160GB version, this must be the last year that “grandpa” iPod will ever see any updates, if not it’s last year, period.

While the fact that the new nano looks like the Zune is debatable, it doesn’t change the fact that it’s a completely new nano, with a new form factor, new features (accelerometer, improved UI, voice recording) and a quite amazing choice of colors. And it’s no longer FAT. Personally I think the new format is much much better than the previous one (the iPod mini still remains the best looking iPod ever), although I’m not sure about its oval cross section, must see it in person.

And then there’s the new iPod touch, with a new design (a la 1st gen iPhone), integrated speakers and volume buttons. And brand new software 2.1. And they built in Nike + iPod so all you need is the shoe transmitter. And a demo of its prowess as a portable gaming platform.

Last year’s Apple September event brought us: introduction of the iPod touch, new iPod nano (dubbed fatty), new iPod classic and iPod shuffle, and new features in iTunes.

Pretty much like this year.

What really didn’t help the situation was Apple’s PR department, which insisted that this year is special, and that the press shouldn’t miss the event, which corroborated with the now trademark secrecy and more security people than usual, practically guaranteed a huge level of hype. And then they delivered the standard iPod line update, with no additions (just a subtraction actually). Maybe they wanted to show off the new and improved (now thinner) Steve Jobs. Maybe there was more stuff down the pipe but it got cancelled at the last minute.

Whatever it was, the event was not more special than what happened last year, nor less special, and that’s where expectations failed to be met.

(F)ine (F)art

This is a rather long rant ignited by viewing too many “fine art photography” websites in one night. If you are a “fine art photographer” or a “fine art photography” consumer, I highly recommend not reading this.

What is this thing called photo art? Everybody with a digital camera and their brother seem to be doing it. Putting various household items in front of a woman’s vagina. Is that art or soft pornography? What about a man’s dangling installation masked by a banana? Perfect lighting and everything of course. I guess that if you are consistent enough it can be art. If you only take a few shots it really can’t be deigned as art, just an experiment.

So the big secret about art is: persistence. Whatever you do, if you keep pushing at it, picking at it, it is going to end up being art in the end. And if it is also a bit on the soft porn edge (or even on the hard porn edge), success is almost guaranteed. But is it really that simple? Is this what people expect of you? Doing something ad nauseam until they finally give in and say “Yeey! Art!”? Really?

It seems so easy when it comes to photography though. It’s not like with painting, or sculpure or music, where one needs some training plus some aesthetic sense, before even imagining something. In photography it’s all about pointing and shooting. Wam bam thank you ma’am, please remove your pussy from the frame.

Full disclosure: I’m a photographer. I like to think that what I’m doing is art (when I want it to be, not EVERYTHING I do). But I have doubts about that most of the time. Especially when I see what other fellow photographers deem as art. What makes my “art” better than their “art”? It’s all an idea anyway. It’s all in the head of the creator. If you really don’t want to make an art work, will it be one anyway, independently of your initial intention?

That accidental art work looks so much more authentic to me that it really makes me reconsider all these so called fine art photographs. What the fuck is fine art any way. Is anyone looking for non-fine art? Kind-of-fine art? OK art?

And of course, the finest of the fine art photography must be… black and white. Which is worse if actually shot on digital. If it’s on black and white film… well then… you really can’t do anything about it now can you?

As I was saying at the beginning of this post, this whole rant is born out of looking at various websites of “fine art photographers” (really doesn’t matter which, searching Google for the terms will give you a nice random selection), which incidentally were all black and white, with the occasional “now this is different” tinted monochrome.

Now I can afford saying all these not-so-nice things about this kind of photography because I happen to not do it. And now I feel conflicted. I feel that I’m conveying the message that art photography must be accompanied by at least three A4 sheets of text explaining WTF is going on there. I cannot stress enough how much that is not the case. The images should really require no more than a title, or even less. It should be visual, not textual.

Art is instinctual. Too much thinking kills it. Not enough thinking makes is shallow. That’s why doing “art photography” (like any kind of art) is a hard thing to do. And using the good old formula of “oozing sex, black and white, dramatic lighting” just doesn’t cut it anymore. It’s too used. It’s too shallow. People do it without thinking. And if they are thinking it, they are over-thinking it. And most likely they are copying someone else, even if they don’t realize it.

And then everybody calls it “fine art”; now that kind of degrades the term, doesn’t it? So. Where am I going with this? Stop calling it “fine art”. Stop over thinking it. Stop following the freaking rules. I want to see good art, OK art, not-so-fine art. I’m sick of “fine art”. I want to see that sparkle of an idea, maybe it isn’t fully formed, perfectly executed, but it’s there. And it’s something that shows uniqueness.

I like simplicity of concept. And that is something I like to do myself. Stripping a piece of work of all the unnecessary elements that clutter the core of the concept. Not piling on stuff just because it looks good to have as much material as possible. But then I reach a thin line. Which if broken will spill the whole thing in the territory of shallowness. And the fact that the thin line is not clearly marked doesn’t help, yet this is the moment that your instinct should kick in. 

How’s your art? Fine?

Random thoughts on television’s current state of affairs

I like to think that we live interesting times (technologically speaking, politically… I have no idea, maybe not, politicians are always the same right?). However, people from the 50s probably thought the same thing about their timeframe. Watching their black and white boob tubes in awe. Then colour television knocked their socks off.

It’s nice this feeling, nice and comfortable. That you are at an apex of technology. Almost as if everything that could have been invented has been invented. And then something new comes along and blows your mind. Now THIS feeling is even better.

And like the people in the 50s that got their sock knocked off by colour TV, I wonder what will knock off my socks these days? HD TV is not cutting it… seems just like a normal extension to bigger screens. Although people do say that once you go HD…

Maybe I’m biased because I just don’t watch TV anymore. I began to feel disconnected from this paradigm of having a viewing schedule, every show having a certain airing time. I use the Internet to catch up on the news, and I use the Internet to view the shows I like when I feel like it. Prime time is an antiquated concept to me. Once one gets the taste of watching a TV show at one’s convenience, one just can’t follow the TV schedule anymore.

I’m not advocating video on demand. That to me is a failed experiment. What I’m looking for is probably something entirely different from television as I know it. But I have no idea what I’m looking for. So I am simply displeased with the current state of affairs. A whiner. Boo hoo me.

Sometimes I like to just turn on the TV and dive in the mindless whatever is on. But that is not entertainment, that’s just time wasting, something I do when I can’t sleep and just need something to numb me off. Far from being in awe, huh?

I want my socks knocked off by a delivery mechanism. That to me is the problem of modern television. TV guides. Channel flipping. Infomercials. Waiting for a show to start. That’s why I stopped watching. I’m simply too busy. Maybe insomnia is the salvation of modern television.